ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
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there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
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Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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