New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
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closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
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It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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