Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
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I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
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She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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