what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
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Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
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Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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