You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
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My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
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Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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