I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
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Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
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Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
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UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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