I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
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My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Sorry about my life...
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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