O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
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It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
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You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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