He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
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He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
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I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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