I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
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It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
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I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
He has the fingertips of a God
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