Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
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This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Come on in and take your pants off
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