You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
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i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
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Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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