my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
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But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
This is the high leading the old right now
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
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Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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