what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
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I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
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This is the high leading the old right now
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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