I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
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Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
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Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I just forgot I was standing up.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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