Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
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It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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