Yo dont text me then not text me
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
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do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
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Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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