i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
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Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
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Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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