I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
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But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
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I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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