doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
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The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
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In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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