She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
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How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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