Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
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We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
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I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
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