ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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