we're blogging at a bar
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
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Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
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And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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