I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
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we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
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I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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