did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
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Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
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It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
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