i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
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Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
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