I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
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casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
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