its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
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tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
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The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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