He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
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I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
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I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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