You really coming over, don't trick.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
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I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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