Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
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I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
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So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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