Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
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your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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