So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
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Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
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Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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