belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
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I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
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I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Don't tell me you're on acid again
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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