Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
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where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
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