Can Purell be used as lube?
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
vagina is talking i cant
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
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Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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