its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
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this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
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Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
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