Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
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All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
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No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
We're too hungover to prance.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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