Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
babies were throwing up all over the place
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
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I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
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There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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