had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
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Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
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Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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