I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
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So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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