I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
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Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
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It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
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