Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
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at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
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Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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