someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
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She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
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to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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