there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
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That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
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i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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