the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
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I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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