just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Acid is not a monday night drug
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
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tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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