Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
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and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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