I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
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Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
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But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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